Hey, guess what I saw on the way to work this morning?

I know, right? Crazy.

Wait, what?  You can’t tell what it is?

How can that be, when the photo was taken with my very expensive, technologically advanced camera phone that came free with the plan three years ago?

You really can’t tell?

Are you sure?

Look again.

Do you see it now?

No?

Okay, fine.  I’ll spell it out for you.

For real.

Oh, Maine.  Don’t ever change, you crazy, bloodthirsty state you.

(My phone, on the other hand, can change at any time.  Contributions welcome.)

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